babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:
when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you

holy fuck
damn
oh my god who wrote this??
Sophie didn’t you write this?
yeah hey
holy fucking shit
well fuck
message me what country you’re from and your 3 favorite things about living there
why do i bother
im speechless
watching this again i can physically feel the hotdog in my lungs

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*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*
a girl who really loves u gon start sounding like ya mom after a while cause she only wants the best for u b